Top 30 funniest Christmas porn movie titles

Nothing’s sacred in the porn industry, not even a cherished religious and family holiday like Christmas.
The adult film industry has made dozens of Christmas-themed porn movies over the years, according to the Internet Adult Film Database and Adult DVD Empire. Many of these movies, judging by their synopses, portray Santa Claus and even Mrs. Claus and their elves as sex-crazed fiends.
So in the spirit of the holidays – and a desire to drive traffic to Tech-media-tainment – here are the top 30 or so funniest Christmas porn movie titles:

All I Want For Christmas Is a Gang Bang (1994)
All I Want For Christmas Is a Teen (2008)
Barely Legal Bitch that Stole Christmas (2008)
Christmas Carol (1993)
Christmas Cums Early (1997)
Deck the Teens (2008)
Dirty Santa (2008)
Drunk Sex Orgy: Winter Wonderbang (2010)
Frosty the Snow Ho (2008)
Happy Horny Holiday Hos (2006)
Here Cumz Santa (2005)
Ho, Ho, Ho! (2010)
Horny Holiday (2005)
Little Christmas Tail (1991)
Merry X-Miss (1988)
Miracle on 69th Street (2008)
Naughty Or Nice She’s Getting It Twice (2008)
Playing with Mrs. Claus (2007)
Polar Sexpress (2008)
Santa Comes Twice (1984)
Santa Comes Again (1991)
Santa is Coming All Over Town (1996)
Santa is Naughty And Nice (1999)
Santa’s Naughty Helpers (2008)
Santa’s Sexy Helpers (2006)
Santa’s Sluts (2002)
Spanked By Santa (1993)
Silent Night: Hardcore for the Holidays (2006)
Stocking Stuffers (2002)
The Tits that Saved Christmas (2003)
Tranny Claus (2008)
Very Very Bad Santa (2005)
Yo Yo Yo A Very Black Christmas Tale (2005)

Dec. 24, 2016, update. Some bonus titles:

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas ... On My Face (2011)
Ghost of Christmas Ass (2012)
Here’s Your Christmas Bonus (2014)
How The Grinch Gaped Christmas (2014)
Santa’s Wankzshop (2016)
Spend X-Mas In My Ass! (2011)

Dec. 24, 2021, update. Some new titles:

MILF On A Shelf (2018)
All I Want For Christmas Is Anal (2019)
Cum All Ye Unfaithful (2019)
How Cindy Lou Saved Christmas For Her Step Brother (2019)
Jingle Bell Cock (2019)
Jizz The Season (2019)
Little Cummer Toy (2019)
All I Want For Christmas Is Dick (2020)
All You Need For Xmas Is Boobs (2020)
Dick The Halls (2020)
Fucking Around the Christmas Tree (2020)
Last Christmas I Gave You My Pussy (2020)