Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Phelps probe reaches obvious conclusion

It took the Richland County, S.C., Sheriff’s Department nearly two weeks to reach the same conclusion most rational people would make in two seconds: There was no way to charge Olympic swimming champ Michael Phelps with marijuana possession or use based on a photo.
Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott said Monday that there was not enough evidence to prosecute those at the party where the photo was reportedly taken, according to Reuters.
Well, duh. Even Barney Fife (pictured above) would have reached the same conclusion – only sooner.

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